The germ-infested ball crawl, the smell of sour milk, the horrible pizza… anybody would get turned on! A man was arrested at a Chuck E. Cheese in Georgia after he exposed himself inside the children’s restaurant.
According to authorities, the 21-year-old sat down at a table where a mother was seated. She noticed that he had his hands between his legs, but thought that he was texting. She soon noticed that instead of a phone, it was his penis in his hand and instead of texting, he was openly spanking it while looking around at all of the children.
The man was immediately apprehended and he’s now being charged with not only child molestation, but also false information; he had given his age as 16 in order to gain entry into the restaurant. He also had outstanding warrants for his arrest from violating his probation. Click here to read the article.
Man Accepts Pizza Delivery Naked
A pizza delivery woman called police after repeatedly delivering food to a man wearing no pants. (I can only ponder what shirt he would have chosen for this outfit.) Police reported that the woman delivering the pizza notified authorities after four similar incidents (where he tried to supply his own sausage).
An officer was sent to speak to the man to discuss his “inappropriate” behavior. The man has since been banned from all local pizza delivery, though the pizza delivery woman didn’t want to press charges. (I wonder if he’s yet realized the untapped Chinese food delivery market). The pizza delivery woman should have realized what was going on, since the man always ordered extra anchovies.
(Cheap) Food for Thought: Recession Snacks
In response to the bad economy, if the money, cash (HOs) flow is slow right now, here are some great snacks on the cheap. My “Five Under Five Faves”:
1. PB&J with BC
This is your classic peanut butter sammy but with a twist; banana chips! “Yum residence, can I help you?” It’s been my lunch for the past two days!
2. Jamaican Patties
Now Jamaican me hungry! These patties never get old for me. My personal preferred vendor is Golden Krust. The Jerk chicken patty really hits the spot, plus it’s like two bucks. FYI, I was disappointed to find out that the Golden Krust locations at 23rd St. and 8th Ave. have closed. Poo stix!
3. Pizza
The good ol’ standby, hot or cold. I’ve been looking for the best spot around and someone recently suggested John’s of Bleecker Street. Has anyone been? Let me know if you have a recommendation!
4. Empanadas
Who can resist anything fried; especially when stuffed with cheese? These bad boys are sold on pretty much every corner in my neighborhood of Inwood. They’re about $1.25 and are always fresh and crispy.
5. Falafel
Falafel stands are not just for the drunken pit stops at 3 am, though that is a great time to start! I like the falafel/baba ganoush combo sammy. These are usually somewhere between $3 – $4. My hot spot: Rainbow Falafel, Union Square.
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