JWoww to Pose for Playboy
If you haven’t seen enough of her giant fake tatties (not) bouncing around the Jersey Shore and Miami, you’re in luck. Jenni Farley, aka “JWoww”, is close to signing a deal to pose naked for Playboy. (Gee, who didn’t see that cumming?)
She reported that the “…final offer is standing. Hopefully, it will go through.” Playboy has offered her $400,000 for a fully nude spread. (And by spread, of course I mean her legs.) However, JWoww’s contract with MTV may prevent her from posing naked for the men’s entertainment mag.
All of that could change if she finds new work. She recently stated that she’s declined two reality show offers from NBC and is holding out for her own show with “Snooki” which, according to “Snooki”, would be, “Us living together and trying to make a living“. Translation: continuing their trashy, debauched, alcoholic, ho-bag lifestyle…
Playboy Forces Us See Tara Reid Naked… Again
I happened to have had the misfortune of growing up in the same town as Tara Reid. We went to the same grade school and my father still lives in the same house in which I grew up. One day he was in line at the bank when he happened to hear a conversation going on between the teller and the woman in front of him.
The woman said, in the Jerseyest of Jersey accents, “So she says, ‘So come to LA.’ So we says, so we can’t cuz the dawg. So she says ‘So bring the dawg.’ So we’re bringin’ the dawg ta LA!’ My father stared in wonder as the woman left the bank and asked the teller who she was. The teller replied that the woman was Tara Reid’s mother. My father, who has yet to visit an ATM, responded, “What is a Tara Reid?”
The answer to this age old questions is: A rich debauched alcoholic hobag with a botched boob job; and this is why she’s famous. Of course Playboy has to get a piece of the Z-list celeb action by exposing us all to her bad breast augmentation surgery… again. We’ve already seen her naked – who decided she might get better looking by aging? Not I, said the little red hen.
And I thought I was an MJ fan! Well, I am, just not also a whore… Just before the much talked about Michael Jackson memorial earlier this week, Craigslist saw a slew of postings offering up or soliciting sexual favors in exchange for entry into the Pop icon’s farewell funeral service.
A 35-year-old man was willing to part with an extra ticket to “that special someone” (or especially slutty) who would be “willing to join me Monday night and be open to some adult fun” and that she should be”outgoing and busty”.
Yet another posting by a self-proclaimed “Playboy model” (small print explains that she once handed out Playboy key-chains at an auto show) stated her frustrated position over her inability to access affordable tickets to the memorial, so she would ‘try a different approach … hit me up and we can discuss it.‘ (More like hit her off…)
