Gum To Help Men Perform
If you have a hard time getting it up (pun intended) and you’re too chicken shit to get a prescription for Viagra, then prepare to celebrate (the party in your pants). Introducing a new line of gum that you’ll get a hard-on for,literally: erection-enhancing gum.
The new Sexlets brand chewing gum is about to be released to the market and boasts of a combination of ginseng, Vitamin E, yohimbe bark and orchic powder, (crushed bull testicles, naturally) to help power your penis. A pack of 15 goes for $11.97 and each piece looks like a vitamin. The vitamin turns into powder in your mouth (ew) and then into peppermint-flavored gum. Frankly this sounds more nauseating than Pop Rocks (which would really be a better name for the product). Recommended dosage is 4 tablets per boner.
