Learn How to Deep Throat
Now you, too, can learn how to deep throat in the privacy and comfort of your own home! Many thanks to my girl J. Lav for hookin’ us up with this article. You may be asking yourself, “Why would I want to learn how to deep throat?” Well, in addition to your aspirations of being a porn star, if you don’t like the taste of semen (and who really does) deep throating almost completely eliminates the taste.
This article provides step-by-step instructions on how to deep throat, including diagrams of the anatomy. Learn how to control your gag reflex and relax your tongue so you can slide a cock down your throat. Discover beginner to advanced level techniques, like ‘the throat massage’, a swallowing technique that’s like a massage along the entire length of a cock. So don’t waste another day; you could be throat fucking in no time!
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*WARNING: Do not practice on hot dogs.
Man Fired for Marrying Porn Star
A South Floridian municipal worker was fired recently at an emergency town meeting after the mayor and council members learned of his marriage to porn star, Jazella Moore. The town council voted in a unanimous decision to terminate the man, though he alleged ignorance of his wife’s fame until that very afternoon. Regardless, the elected officials took the action to remove him from office a few hours later.
The mayor indicated that a clause in the man’s contract permitted the council to fire him with a majority vote and that he’ll now receive a severance package worth six months salary, plus health benefits (a lot more than I got when I was laid off and I never slept with a porn star [yet]).
In response to the case, a local councilman stated that the man was fired because his wife’s profession brought an inaccurate image to their area of Fort Myers Beach. The man refused to comment on any possible legal action against the town.
