07.28.2010
Police Search For Penis Picture Poster
by The $@bs
Police in the UK are on the hunt for a man that’s been posting pictures of a naked penis around town. Authorities have confiscated several posters, which feature a penis with a yellow ribbon around it, both in color as well as black and white. (Phallic support for the US troops?)
The objective of the poster is unknown, though some believe that it’s in protest since some of the copies include the caption “fees set to rise later this year“. Several of the posters have been sent out for fingerprint and DNA testing. A spokesperson for the police stated, “From what we’ve seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won’t be in a hurry to be identified“. Sadly, attempts to obtain an image of the poster have been unsuccessful. :’(
