A dancer who goes by the stage-name Cherry Dazzle, has had trouble with Facebook in the past over questionable pics.
She received warnings about a photo of herself backflipping out of the vagina of a giant female statue. Another incident involved an image of her breasts covered in flame-shaped pasties. But it wasn’t until the dancer got pregnant that Facebook finally canceled her account.
The termination occurred after the woman uploaded this photo of her pregnant body, wearing only a thong, gold pasties and glitter, as her profile picture.
She wasn’t even really naked, but that didn’t matter to the site’s administrators, who have yanked photos of other breast-feeding mothers from profile pages in the past.
The woman wants to know why Facebook hates the pregnant female form and states, “I think people are terrified of the vagina or something.” Word. (Bet if it was a man’s pregnant body it wouldn’t have been an issue; sexists.)
“Your money or your li- hang on my phone is ringing…” Police are looking for a pregnant woman from Fayetteville, NC they say was in the middle of robbing a bank at gunpoint, but left to answer her cell phone. Fayetteville police said the woman had a handgun and demanded money when she entered a Carter Bank & Trust branch at 9:43 a.m. Tuesday, but got distracted when her cell phone rang. (NOTE TO SELF: Switch cell to vibrate mode during all public thefts.)
The pregnant would-be bank robber took the call and began talking to the caller, leaving the bank without taking any money; kind of rude, if you ask me. Sources (me) say it was her psychiatrist on the line, advising her against the robbery. Other 
theories include that the caller was her unborn child, notifying the expecting mother that it would prefer not to be born in prison. My fave hypothesis is that Miss Cleo called to warn her that her water was about to break so she’d better high-tail it out of there.
$@bs
