Police Raid Bestiality Farm
What do you do with your life after making a fortune in the 90s? Run a cocaine and marijuana business, of course. But what if that fails? Well then, you’ll naturally want to create a private bestiality farm for the sexual gratification of wealthy international guests.
The owner of the recently discovered sex farm initially made his money buying and selling small companies in the 1990s. In 2002 he filed for bankruptcy when creditors sought millions from him, whereupon he started running cocaine and marijuana across the border for a local drug kingpin. He was finally arrested in 2005 after being pulled him over with almost 375 pounds of cocaine in his vehicle, valued at $34 million.
Upon his release (but still under probation), the man hid out in a compound near the Canadian border. This is where he started the bestiality haven, which included mice with cut off tails, smothered in Vaseline with a string tied around them. Video footage obtained from a police raid also depicted guests having sex with several large-breed dogs. Dozens of horses and dogs were seized from the compound, many of which were in such a condition that they had to be euthanized. If convicted, the owner faces up to five years in prison.
Woman Splits Police Officer’s Testicle
Police arrested a woman after she became aggressive when attempting to remove her mother and brother from a nursing home, in violation of an order by the Guardianship Board. Resisting arrest, the 58-year-old woman refused to get into the police car and urinated all over her clothes, rubbing her soaked dress into a senior officer’s face and chest. (I think we’d get along swimmingly!)
She continued her erratic behave until she was taken to a cell at the local police station. When the same police officer tried to stop her standing up, the woman grabbed his testicles, twisted them, and would not let go. (WOMANOAH!)
The assault left the officer with a tear in his right epididymis, which later became infected, leaving him with ongoing chronic pain and concerns over his ability to father children. (Ok, that might have been a bit much.)
Upon further investigation, doctors and psychiatric reports showed that the woman suffered a “mixed personality disorder with borderline histrionic and narcissistic traits“. The judge acknowledged that the woman was “extremely distressed” at the time because the Guardianship Board, Public Advocate and police had treated her mother and brother, suffering from dementia and Downs Syndrome, in an unfair manner.
In light of the woman’s condition and the circumstances surrounding her immediate family, the judge presiding over the case suspended her nine-month prison term on the condition that she agree to probation for two years and undergoes (severe) psychiatric treatment.
