Woman Arrested for Dancing Naked in Cemetery
Dying to be naked, a 22-year-old woman was arrested for stripping in a cemetery in Mesa City, AZ, and dancing in view of those paying respects to deceased loved ones.
According to court documents, the woman got naked and started dancing, spinning, and waving her arms in front of an audience of visitors, grounds crews, and plot customers some 25 yards away.
Then she took a rest in the cemetery’s golf cart before police arrived on the scene. (No word yet on why a cemetery needs a golf cart.)
Once in policy custody, the woman was discovered to have prior arrests for prostitution, reckless driving, and drugs (obvi). She’s been charged with two counts of indecent exposure and loitering/soliciting sex, and one count of being dead sexy (but not really, check out her mug shot).
Naked Housekeeping Now Available
Anyone that’s ever had a cleaning lady knows what a pleasure it is not to have to clean up after yourself. And who hasn’t thought of boning the maid? Well, now you’ll really be thinking about it. A woman from Omaha just set up a naked cleaning business.
Maids from this company will clean house, cook and… babysit minimally clothed or naked. (Seriously, why would you want some random naked woman to watch your child?) Providing three levels of service, clients can choose from topless, bottomless and totally naked house cleaning; each for different rates. Nude cleanings will cost you $125 dollars and in case you are thinking of boning the maid, nude cleanings with “satisfaction” will cost you $175.
If this sounds like prostitution to you, you’re on the right track… or street corner. According to Omaha city authorities, house cleaning in the buff while others watch constitutes a nude “performance”; illegal in Nebraska. Regardless, the business owner/madame states, “There’s no limit on cleaning and fun. I don’t want to be close-minded”. (Or in this case, close-legged.) Let’s just pray that they’re not hiring any fat, bald, old man…
Arrested for Prostitution: Mi Suk Yang
No this isn’t a joke. Also, it’s not really newsworthy, but it cracked me up, so deal.
An effort to crack down on prostitution/massage parlors resulted in the arrest of three women, including one who faced the same charge last year: Mi Suk Yang. (Thanks, Captain Obvious).
Her second charge, the 47-year-old (ew) was first charged just over a year ago for propositioning an undercover officer at the same business. She is expected to appear in state court later this month.
Desperate times call for desperate measures; in all industries. Recently German brothels began offering customers the chance to sleep with as many prostitutes as they want for one flat rate. The promotion is based on the ‘all-you-can-eat buffet’ model and was introduced by brothel owners in response to the 30% decrease in business the trade has experienced since the economic downturn.
The flat-rate deals, priced as low as £60 (about $100), have generated controversy in the country despite that prostitution is legal and has been historically well-tolerated. But certain politicians have expressed disgust at the recession-busting deals, stating that, “So-called flat-rate sex is an immoral development which cannot be tolerated in our society.” (But isn’t the idea of prostitution itself a little questionable in that regard?)
The vocal minority of politicians who object to the promotion have ordered police raids on the clubs to bring the offer to an end. However, since the promotion is not illegal, officers have focused raids on immigration and hygiene issues where the promotion has been introduced.
Other promotional ideas have included rebates for pensioners and men on benefits, 10% discounts for cyclists and men arriving by public transport, and free shoe-polishing for customers who stay overnight. (Overnight??? Um… ew.)
While prostitution is not illegal in America Jr., operating a brothel is. As a result, Canadian sex workers organized to overturn laws that prohibit bawdy houses just in time for the 2010 Olympics. The games are scheduled to take place in Vancouver next year and by that time Canadian hookers hoped to create a situation for themselves similar to that of the many massage parlours that now operate as fronts for paid sex. Supporters of the new legislation argued that under the former law, Canadian prostitutes couldn’t work indoors and were putting themselves in more danger by working on the streets. It looks as though they made their case, and judges have approved a legal co-op brothel in time for the games.
Legislation aside, prostitutes in Canada are already in training for the Olympics, but wait, not like that (insert disappointing ‘aww’ here). A local organization dedicated to providing support to Vancouver’s sex workers plans to prep them on how to handle requests for photographs and interviews during the 2010 games. A spokeswoman for the Prostitution Alternatives Counselling and Education Society (PACE) told the Canadian Press. “Media attention to the area can be a little less than compassionate and we don’t want them to feel like animals in a zoo.” That is, unless they are good, paying customers.
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