It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » public http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:27:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 How to Masturbate Discreetly in Public http://thesabs.com/how-to-masturbate-discreetly-in-public/ http://thesabs.com/how-to-masturbate-discreetly-in-public/#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:40:48 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=3754 If you’re a natural born horn-dog and have never tried masturbating (discreetly) in public, you’re missing out. The danger of getting caught can be quite thrilling, and apparently not I’m alone in this sentiment. A recent article published by The Daily Loaf has some helpful hints on how you can get started being naughty on the down low, such as:

Hide a Vibe Lipgloss – The perfect lip color or a secret pocket rocket for your portable pleasure? Only you can tell!
Vibrating Panties – Arouse your button with just a push of a button.
Seat Massager – Recommended for men (though I don’t really get how that translates into masturbation…)

My personal favorite is the old standby “crotch hole in the overalls” trick – works every time.

For the full article, click here.

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