Giant 200-Year-Old Dildos Sold for $5800
Old shit is always cool; especially when it’s vintage sex toys. 200-year-old gigantic wooden phalluses were recently sold at an auction in the UK for for almost $6K. The Brentwood Antiques Auction described the sex toys as “extraordinary and exceptionally rare” and probably dated back to the late 1700s.
The items had been listed on the website under the category of “Erotica” with the description, “An extraordinary and exceptionally rare ‘Travel Godermiche’ being a pair of wooden phallus contained within a fitted kid leather covered Treen case with strap fleurs-de-lys decoration; one phallus 10 inches and with testicles and the other 11 inches and without testicles.’ Aptly named auctioneer, Wendy Wood, stated, “You might laugh but it’s a good opportunity for investment.” Jokes aside, that would be one nasty splinter…
