How Katy Perry’s Vagina Became a Trending Topic on Twitter

The $@bs — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 18:59:35 +0000

I’m not usually the type to care about celeb gossip. I am, however, very much interested in Twitter and vaginas (not necessarily in that order); particularly when they fall into the same story. Last night they came together when Katy Perry asked of her 1.7 million followers on Twitter, ”Is it normal to have a recurrent rash with blisters on my vagina?” (Overshare much???)

MTV’s newsroom blog noted that it was no more unusual than her normal histrionics, but still, ewe. Some that one of her studio producers may have hijacked her Twitter account, but regardless, Perez Hilton tweeted, ”Let‘s get Katy Perry’s vagina to #1 y’all!” (Let’s not and say we did, huh?) Thus prompted, tweeps took the ball (or ‘gyner) and ran with it. Before too long KP’s vaj became the top-trending topic on Twitter, upstaged only briefly overly hyped iPad.

Flasher Claims He Was ‘Airing His Penis’

The $@bs — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:34:37 +0000

Two teenage girls were enjoying their neighborhood park when they spotted a man on a nearby park bench with his erect penis in his hand.

The man who flashed the teenage girls explained to police that he was merely ‘airing his penis’ due to a rash. (Why you would want to publicly expose your pox-ridden genitalia in broad daylight is beyond me.)

He also denied masturbating (just scratching at his rash profusely, I guess) and stated that he had been unaware of people passing him in the park.

The man was charged with willful and obscene exposure and fined $250. His penis was not taken in for evidence nor removed for questioning…

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How Katy Perry’s Vagina Became a Trending Topic on Twitter

Flasher Claims He Was ‘Airing His Penis’