09.08.2009
Boy Accidentally Shoots Himself in Penis
by The $@bs
“Is that a gun in your pocket or did you just blow the head off your dick?”
Police reported that a 15-year-old from Brooklyn shot himself in the penis on Sunday after fumbling with the gun that slid from his waistband.
The youth claimed that he was walking home when the gun began to fall into his pants. When he grabbed for it, he accidentally pulled the trigger and fired a bullet through his penis.
He then (somehow) staggered home, told his mother what had happened, and the pair headed to Kings County Hospital.
The teen was treated and released from the hospital before being arrested by police and charged with reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon. Also the teen doesn’t foresee being pardoned by his penis any time soon.
