03.02.2010
Bedazzle Your Vagina
by The $@bs
Who hasn’t heard of the bedazzler, which leaves even your gaudiest garment ten times tackier? Did you ever want to bedazzle a body part? How about your vagina? Well now you can with ‘Vajazzling’. If you’ve looked at your vagina and noticed a lack of rhinestones, your days of worry are over.
Popularized by NYC’s Completely Bare Spa, you can now have your freshly shorn vaj adorned with stick-on Swarovski crystals in a design of your choice. Customers can pick from a variety of designs including a starburst, a heart, or a butterfly, just to name a few.
Personally, I’d like something a little bit more elaborate and custom to decorate my sacred cave. Like maybe a recreation of the Sistine Chapel ceiling…
