Two things:

nonegativity1.  Lately we’ve been talking about how to ward off negative energy;   which brings me to the ultimate comeback: “Your face, burn“.  By proper use of “Your face, burn“, you can successfully deflect negative energy away from you.  It’s kind of like the “I’m Rubber, You’re Glue” Effect.  Example:

NegHead: “Ugh!  You know what is so annoying?”
You:         ”Your face?  Burn!”

Bad energy successfully averted!  As demonstrated above, the “Your face, burn” comeback renders you completely impervious to The Negs. You heard it here first, Folks… no need for credits or royalties; my gift to you (so don’t say I never gave ya nothin’).

2.  If you’ve ever seen a roach in your apt., and you have the misfortune of seeing another one in your abode more than once, soon everything in your line of vision becomes a roach. 

roachIf you catch sight of a toasty crumb on the floor, first you think it’s a roach.  Black thread on the carpet?  Roach!  Dried spinach leaflet on the kitchen floor?  Roach!  Unfortunately there doesn’t seem to be a known cure for this except for moving.  I’d be interested in hearing if anyone else has suffered from this affliction and how you have overcome it; or not.

$@bs

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