It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » ruptured vein http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:27:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Man Sues Airline For Refusing to Look At His Penis http://thesabs.com/man-sues-airline-for-refusing-to-look-at-his-penis/ http://thesabs.com/man-sues-airline-for-refusing-to-look-at-his-penis/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:13:34 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=3820 A Canadian man had just boarded a flight when he began to feel discomfort in his groin. Inspecting himself in the bathroom, he noticed that his genitals were bleeding. (Un)Naturally he sent for a male flight attendant to examine his bloody penis. Shockingly, the flight attendant refused and instead, simply handed the passenger some tissues. Upon landing, the passenger was admitted to a local hospital where doctors diagnosed him with a ruptured vein.

The passenger now claims that the flight attendant ruined his vacation and is now suing the airline for  $8,000. (It also may have had something to do with the fact that his dick was bleeding.) Even if the flight attendant acquiesced to looking at the hemorrhaging cock, what exactly did he expect someone who’s NOT a medical professional to do? Suck out the poison? The Canadian judge felt similarly and rejected the case.

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