Eau De Pussy: Vagina Scented Perfume
Personally, I’d prefer that my vagina is fragrant, not that my fragrance is vaginal. But apparently not everyone feels that way. A new scent claims to capture the “the vaginal scent of a beautiful woman.” (Thankfully, no one has yet tried to bottle the vaginal scent of an ugly woman, well, except Paris Hilton.) The new fragrance, Vulva Original, is a self-proclaimed “erotic feminine scent“, and promises to offer pleasure and arousal by smelling it.
The product is available online only on www.smellmeand.com and sells for about $33. Recommended usage suggests application to various areas of the body via a roll-on applicator. Now what would happen if I rolled that onto my vagina? Do two vaginal scents cancel each other out? Even more important, do I have to smell like the sweaty biker’s vagina depicted in their :60 spot? To be continued…
Not sure how to tell the special woman in your life how you feel?
Well don’t try pissing through her mail slot.
Police arrested a man for property damage after he repeatedly left his “scent” through the mail slot of the apartment belonging to the woman he liked.
The man would visit the woman’s apartment in the middle of the night and urinate through the mail slot onto a towel hung just inside the slot to keep people from peering into the apartment (might have kept them from peering, but unfortunately not from peeing).
Apparently, he’s been doing it for quite some time since the woman reported that her doorbell would often ring in the middle of the night since August and he’d leave his “mark” inside the entrance to her apartment.
