Semen is the New Zoloft
Feeling depressed? Run to the closest penis before making an appointment with your doctor… A article in Psychology Today discussed the many mood-elevating compounds found in semen including endorphins, serotonin and other chemicals I’ve never heard of and can’t pronounce.
In light of this, psychologists began to wonder if semen exposure might be associated with mood enhancement. (I know I always feel better after I’ve been exposed to some.) Doctors and scientists sought to find out…
In a study conducted by SUNY, 293 college women were surveyed about sex with and without condoms, and then given the Beck Depression Inventory to test their mood. They compared results from women who usually used condoms with those from women who never did (whose vaginas were exposed to semen).
The women who never used condoms showed significantly better mood overall, fewer depressive symptoms, and less bouts of depression. In comparison to women who never had sex, the semen-exposed women showed more elevated mood and less depression. Even more interesting, the study was conducted by a man AND a woman. Nevertheless, men reading this report will now have a new argument towards ditching the condom… Big ups to @Jessmypet for hookin’ us up with the article.
Learn How to Deep Throat
Now you, too, can learn how to deep throat in the privacy and comfort of your own home! Many thanks to my girl J. Lav for hookin’ us up with this article. You may be asking yourself, “Why would I want to learn how to deep throat?” Well, in addition to your aspirations of being a porn star, if you don’t like the taste of semen (and who really does) deep throating almost completely eliminates the taste.
This article provides step-by-step instructions on how to deep throat, including diagrams of the anatomy. Learn how to control your gag reflex and relax your tongue so you can slide a cock down your throat. Discover beginner to advanced level techniques, like ‘the throat massage’, a swallowing technique that’s like a massage along the entire length of a cock. So don’t waste another day; you could be throat fucking in no time!
For the complete article, click here.
*WARNING: Do not practice on hot dogs.
