The intoxicated 21-year-old slipped and rolled naked down the Victoria alpine region. 

Police and medical staff were contacted the man, from Oakleigh, AU, slid over 260 feet down a frozen embankment before smashing into trees.

The man was recovered by friends and treated at the scene of the incident, suffering multiple abrasions to most of his body and second-degree hypothermia (not to mention a severe case of shrinkage). A local official called to the scene (and Notorious B.I.G.) commented, “…Another reminder that snow and alcohol don’t mix” (“like two dicks and no bitch; find yourself in serious $hit.”) A-DUH.