Picture 2A sheriff’s deputy from Indianapolis was charged this week with official misconduct and patronizing a prostitute (a national pastime) after a police sting caught him attempting to use his job to solicit sexual favors from women while he worked a second job as a security guard at a local gas station.

According to an affidavit, police began the investigation after one woman reported that the 25 year-old deputy had tried to solicit her for sex on several occasions.

The suspect had been with the department for 10 months and was arrested Sunday after police wired the woman for sound to catch him in the act.

Local officials stated that they deputy was heard on a recording offering to trade a pack of cigarettes and a soda for oral sex. (Sounds like she lost out.) The man has been suspended without pay, pending further investigation.

Picture 13And I thought I was an MJ fan! Well, I am, just not also a whore… Just before the much talked about Michael Jackson memorial earlier this week, Craigslist saw a slew of postings offering up or soliciting sexual favors in exchange for entry into the Pop icon’s farewell funeral service.

A 35-year-old man was willing to part with an extra ticket to “that special someone” (or especially slutty) who would be “willing to join me Monday night and be open to some adult fun” and that she should be”outgoing and busty”.

Yet another posting by a self-proclaimed “Playboy model” (small print explains that she once handed out Playboy key-chains at an auto show) stated her frustrated position over her inability to access affordable tickets to the memorial, so she would ‘try a different approach … hit me up and we can discuss it.‘ (More like hit her off…)

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