It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » speeding http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:41:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Driver Pulled Over For Speeding… And Watching Porn http://thesabs.com/driver-pulled-over-for-speeding-watching-porn/ http://thesabs.com/driver-pulled-over-for-speeding-watching-porn/#comments Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:31:31 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=2667 pornNothing builds excitement like porn (well, except maybe Pontiac). A man from Mississauga, Canada, was caught Saturday when another driver contacted authorities about a speeding car whose driver was watching porn. (Giving the term ‘Go Speed Racer’ new meaning).

Police confirmed that when pulled over, the man was clocking almost 90 mph (I converted km to m, you’re welcome, America) and had an X-rated movie playing on a portable DVD player in the passenger seat.

After investigating his defense that he confused his member with his stick shift (I might have made that part up), the man was ultimately charged with speeding and operating a motor vehicle with a television visible to the driver (that part is true).

Witnesses are still trying to determine exactly which porn was being viewed that resulted in such excessive speed. Any guesses, dear readers?

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