Clearly a fan of corporal punishment, a man has been fined some $95 million in damages after hitting his female employee with his penis. This is the largest settlement resulting from an individual sexual harassment case.

According to the plaintiff, theĀ  store manager of a rental furniture chain in St. Louis, Aaron’s Inc., cock-slapped her on the head before throwing her on a couch and jerking off onto her chest.

Arguably, this seems like standard testing for furniture durability. That being said, the company naturally plans to appeal the decision.

08.21.2009

penix_fly_crap_v01A St. Louis-bound Southwest Airlines flight was forced to return to Oakland International Airport after a male passenger stripped, hit another passenger, and caused a raucous with crew members.

Police say that the flight returned to California after the 21-year-old man exposed himself to a female passenger seated next to him and then punched her in the face. (Chicks dig that.)

Flight attendants and other passengers then subdued the man as he removed his clothing. He was completely naked when sheriff’s deputies arrested him. (He must have been flying first ass! Ohhhh!)

Both he and the woman he assaulted were taken to the hospital for minor injuries. No word yet on whether the woman or the airline plan to press charges.

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