A sheriff’s deputy in Gilliam, LA stated that a 54-year-old man stabbed his 63-year-old brother during an argument in their kitchen over a can of pork and beans. Sheriff’s spokeswoman, Cindy Chadwick, said the man was booked on one count of aggravated battery. The can of pork & beans was able to escape from police custody and is still at large.

Chadwick said the injured brother was treated at a medical center for stab wounds in his left arm and shoulder blade. Rivera reported that the suspect picked up a kitchen knife after his brother threw a punch at him but missed. She also mentioned that the men had been drinking (SHOCKER). Investigations are still underway to determine the brand of pork & beans so good you’ll want to kill your brother. Some speculate this may have been the last can of pork and beans found in the Milky Way galaxy.

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