Picture 1For all you couch potatoes out there, here’s a new reason to get out and enjoy the outdoors: free local sex acts. The Standard Hotel which recently opened in NYC is fulfilling its promise of packing meat in the city’s Meatpacking district. The former railroad trestle turned local peep show invites horny hotel guests to perform sex acts in front of the building’s floor-to-ceiling windows.

Neighbors report seeing men masturbating, porn films being shot and couples having intercourse in full view of the High Line Park path that runs alongside the hotel. One local business manager at the next door bar, Brass Monkey, stated. “I’ve seen at least 10 different people having sex. Saturday nights are the best time for the show.” (Note to self: keep Saturday nights open.)

Before the story broke and created controversy, the hotel’s Facebook page encourage guests to perform said “sexy parties”, stating: “We encourage you to exercise your inner exhibitionist. Please share your intimate, and explicit photos with us — those floor to ceiling windows aren’t just for the views . . .

Another witness who works in the area stated, “We saw a naked girl jumping up and down on a trampoline right in front of the window.” NYC City Council Speaker Christine Quinn told The Post she hopes to bring the show to an end. (Every party has a pooper.)

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