Hotel Slammed for Sex Toys
Putting the ‘ho’ in hotel, trendy accommodations in Stockholm are feeling the heat after offering complimentary sex toys in their rooms. The hotel decided to expand the array of items included in the standard room price to feature sex toys such as handcuffs and vibrators (but, NO cock rings; the nerve)! Apparently the marketing ploy hasn’t gone over very well with authorities.
Police have accused the Berns Hotel of “glorifying” the sex trade with their naughty gifts. Stockholm police stated, “The hotel is trying to glorify something that we are working to de-glorify.” But the hotel reported that the response has been positive from guests; namely movers and shakers in the Fashion, Art and Music industries. Hotel staff maintains that that they try to take the needs of different groups into account, removing the items from rooms reserved by families with children, etc. For now, at least, it seems the sex toys are safe!
Two Scandinavian police officers sacrificed their Swedish meatballs in an undercover sting set up to expose a prostitution ring operating in 5 massage parlors scattered from Stockholm to Gävle in eastern Sweden.
The bawdy houses were busted (pun intended) when two male officers visited two separate parlors and agreed to remove all their clothing, upon which, each was offered “extra” special treatment. I’m sure the officers found the operation hard (that’s what she said). The proprietors of the establishments were charged with ‘big pimpin‘.
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