If you’ve ever been hit in the nuts, you know this is no laughing matter. Heck, I know that and I don’t even have balls (anymore). But to many high school students, nothing beats a good game of ‘sack tap‘. One 14-year-old had to learn this the hard way after having his right testicle removed from a groin punch while walking to class.
The doctor treating the victim noted that as a result of the increasingly popular game (thank you, Youtube), he’s had to perform three to four surgeries a year on boys with ruptured testicles or problems resulting from groin punches. The doctor added that dozens more come in with less severe injuries ranging from high school to elementary school students.
The victim’s family plans to move to a different school district since this was not an isolated incident. They are currently looking into filing criminal charges against the other student.
A high school Art teacher approached a student’s desk to check on his art project when she noticed him staring off into space. She was attempting to get his attention, when the student pulled up his shirt and ‘took it out’.
He then began to moan “Ay mami” and started spanking it enthusiastically in front of the teacher as well as the 30 other students in class, ranging from 14 to 17 years old.
The teacher was unable to stop the student from his continued masturbation (now that’s dedication) and ran to get help from school police, who arrested the student felony charges of indecency with a child (his classmates).
He’s being held in the local county jail on $5,000 bail, not easy to cum by in high school. Well maybe his parents are professional online gamblers; 86 hours on the WPT Casino ought to catch the bail money.
Something tells me this kid won’t have a problem keeping busy until then. To his defense, I masturbated in Art History class once too, but that’s only because we were studying Michelangelo’s David. (How can he have such large hands and such a small cock? I call shenanigans.)
A public school teacher from South London is facing prison after admitting to a lesbian fling with a 15-year-old student. The teacher first befriended the student and they would meet for coffee after lessons. Once the relationship became sexual, rumors began to develop which finally reached the principal, at which point parents were notified of the scandal.
Upon investigation, police found the teacher with the student during a raid last month, in addition to numerous sex toys. The student confessed to her mother after the teacher was arrested; pleading guilty to six charges of sexual activity with a child. She will also now have to sign the Sex Offenders’ Register. Police at the scene refused to comment but were seen wiping drool from their lips.
I’m all for random acts of Artness; especially when they create rubbernecking on major thoroughfares.
Last week police in Raleigh, NC arrested a student from Carolina State University for creating a “monster” along the highway using construction barrels.
The self proclaimed thrill seeker/graffiti artist said that when he’s not creating, he climbs a cable to the top of the Brooklyn Bridge in the middle of the night to hop freight trains, with nothing but an old Nikon and some climbing equipment. Apparently this isn’t his first traffic cone creation, either. He also made a giant lizard, which wouldn’t fit in the trunk of his car. The student went on to say that during the creation, people watched on as he worked and that no one tried to stop him, but rather seemed admire his work. Regardless, the youth was charged with larceny for having taken materials from a construction site for the piece.
The story reminded me of when I made a similar piece involving one construction cone and a broom stick stuck through it. I stuffed a paper bag with newspaper and tied it to the top of the broom stick, spray painted it gold, drew a silly cat face on the front, taped some old guitar strings on him for whiskers and called him Showbiz. He had to be put down eventually since I left him on the balcony one harsh winter. There was no biz like Showbiz… (nostalgic sigh).
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Many thanks to my friend who sent me this story today which I LOVE LOVE LOVE! A 21 year old student at Oregon University was expelled for behavior that university administrators describe as “outrageous and unacceptable in a community of scholars.” I know, sounding good already, right?
Michten majored in Art History and Literature also took part in several campus-based independent experimental theatre groups. The incident in question was the result of a“Life Character” performance that went awry into its seventh week. The goal of the project was for Michten to assume every Daniel Day-Lewis character simultaneously for as long as possible. The idea was hatched after the group studied Mr. Day-Lewis’ method of “Deep Character Immersion,” which proscribes a gradual, though eventually complete, adoption of a character on and off the set. Michten and her associates took it one step further and decided that she would meld portions of every character Mr. Lewis had played in the recent past into a single personality, which would take on to a greater extent each day while her crew introduced supporting characters at random and filmed the whole experiment.
Michten began to have violent outbursts during classes, which prompted teachers and students alike to take a dim view of the project. Her Psychology professor reported that the first time Michten assumed Mr. Lewis’ persona in lecture, “She threw a chair across the amphitheater and began screaming about a milkshake,” and that,
”She had drawn a mustache on her upper lip, and she was dressed in some thrift store overalls. When I asked her to stop, she only became more aggressive, calling me a ‘nancy boy’ and a ‘Baby from a basket’ and strutting around the front of the class.” As she spent more and more time as Mr. Day-Lewis, the disturbances only increased in size and frequency. After failing to appear at several mandatory disciplinary hearings, Michten was escorted off campus.
At this point, however, Michten had built a shanty outdoors and was pretending to stalk deer in the main commons, witnesses say. When officers approached, some say she attempted to attack them with a stick. Accounts differ, but witnesses largely agree that Michten started the altercation that resulted in her arrest. She was formally expelled shortly after she was taken into custody.
I think this woman might be new personal hero. I’ve really wanted to repeat the experiment but can’t think of where I might put up a shanty outdoors in NYC. I went to discuss this with some homeless people, but they were never at home.
