Pejazzle is the new Vajazzle
What’s just as good as bedazzling vaginas? Why, bedazzling penises, of course!
From the people who apply Swarovski crystals to your cooter, cums Pejazzling; for the dick that outshines all others.
All you need is a pair of shiny disco balls and you’ll be all set… for Gay Pride! The down side?
Well, apart from exposing your junk to the obvious risk of being cut by many small shards of crystal (guess you won’t be able to jerk off for a while), the service is currently only offered in the UK and Australia. Sorry, America.
Bedazzle Your Vagina
Who hasn’t heard of the bedazzler, which leaves even your gaudiest garment ten times tackier? Did you ever want to bedazzle a body part? How about your vagina? Well now you can with ‘Vajazzling’. If you’ve looked at your vagina and noticed a lack of rhinestones, your days of worry are over.
Popularized by NYC’s Completely Bare Spa, you can now have your freshly shorn vaj adorned with stick-on Swarovski crystals in a design of your choice. Customers can pick from a variety of designs including a starburst, a heart, or a butterfly, just to name a few.
Personally, I’d like something a little bit more elaborate and custom to decorate my sacred cave. Like maybe a recreation of the Sistine Chapel ceiling…
