What’s more reassuring than seeing a boat flying a white flag while at sea? How about seeing a white flag with a flying penis? Two sergeants in the Swedish armed forces have been docked pay for painting a flying penis on a white flag and displaying it on their boat during a naval exercise.
During the exercise, the pair wore only blazers and underwear, (contrary to popular belief, NOT the official uniform of the Swedish armed forces). Whether their undergarments consisted of banana hammocks or tidy whities is unclear.
The Armed Forces Disciplinary Board deemed their behavior “unsafe, inappropriate and immature” and continued that their attire (or lack thereof) was considered a breach of security since they “had not adapted their clothing to existing water and temperature conditions“. The soldiers will be docked three days pay, but have been given three weeks to appeal the ruling. The flying penis flag, which was being held as evidence, was was stolen by local ass pirates shortly following the scandal.
Scorned Woman Posts Teeny Weenie Pics
She who laughs last laughs best. Especially when she’s laughing at her ex-boyfriend’s small dick and the whole world is laughing with her. One very funny 18-year-old female was charged with harassment for posting pics of her ex’s “little” penis on lampposts in his neighborhood. After the 24-year old man ended their brief relationship to date another woman, the Swedish teen posted pictures of her ex’s genitalia, complete with the “tiny” description, and added her ex-lover’s name and phone number to the post, just so no one would confuse his identity. Seriously though, if it was really that small, then why is she pissed he’s with someone else? Good riddance if you ask me (coming from a size queen deluxe). To read the full article, click here.
Drunk Awakes to New Penis Tattoo
A man awoke after drinking an entire bottle of vodka to discover his leg newly tattooed with a six inch penis, complete with 4 testicles. (Only 6 inches? What a gyp.) The 27 year old from Sweden stated that the last thing he remembers about the evening was leaving his apartment.
Friends helped fill in the blanks and reported that after hitting a nightspot, the group headed to a local hamburger joint, where the man slurred that he would like to get himself a drunken tattoo.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the booth, a tattoo artist heard his wish and immediately expressed an interest in granting it, provided that he was given full creative control to express himself on the drunken man’s limb. Once sober, the man said he was initially worried what his mother would think, and that he “hadn’t bathed in public at all this summer”. (It would seem to me that the tattoo pales in comparison to public bathing, but whatevs.)
