Good news for sexually active 12-year-olds! A major Swiss condom manufacturer just created extra-small condoms for boys as young as 12 years of age. A standard condom has a diameter of 2 inches, while the newly created condom, known as ‘The Hotshot’, is 1.7 inches. (Actually, I can think of a few men above the age of 12 that might also benefit from this.)
The mini-condom, whose slogan is “it fits when passion hits“, was the result of research done by family planning groups and the Swiss AIDS Federation. Their studies showed that adolescent boys were not using proper protection when engaging in intercourse. Currently, the product is only offered in Switzerland and sells for 7.60 Swiss Francs per pack of six. However, a representative of the manufacturer stated that the newly developed condoms will hopefully soon be available in the UK, which has the highest rate of teen pregnancy in Europe.
Police Stop Naked Jogger
This week a man received a warning after police spotted him jogging naked.
The Swiss 26-year-old told police that running naked “allows his skin to absorb more oxygen.”
Oh, but he wasn’t completely naked. He was wearing running shoes, a cap, sunglasses and a pouch around his waist. (Talk about a fanny pack.)
He stated that he ran in a similar outfit around three times a week. (Um, none?)
Police registered an official complaint against him for indecent exposure, and the man agreed to wear more clothing from now on; (namely a necktie).
Girl Finds Condom in Happy Meal
I guess we know what puts the ‘happy’ in ‘Happy Meal’, at least in this instance: a side of steaming cock (supersize me). Police in Switzerland are investigating the discovery of a condom in a 7-year-old girl’s McDonald’s Happy Meal. The girl’s mother called police directly after the girl found the condom among her French fries (hey, at least they practice safe sex; the french fries, that is).
Investigations are underway to determine where the condom came from and how it got into the Happy Meal. Also analysis is being done to determine if the condom posed a health risk. The French Fries have been sent to labs for DNA testing and the results will be revealed on the next Maury. The Swiss McDonald’s has declined comment, but McDonald’s US is now considering adding this new item to the menu branded the ‘Very Happy Meal’.
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Swiss Voters Ban Nude Hiking
Speaking of a nude dude ranch, a lot of people seem to have the same idea about going au natural in the outdoors, but not every one is cool with it. Today I read about legislation banning naked hiking after dozens of nudists started rambling through Switzerland’s picturesque region.
Naked hiking in the Eastern Swiss region took off last autumn, but the Swiss government recommended the ban after citizens objected to encountering nude walkers, primarily Germans, who started showing up in droves wearing nothing but hiking boots and socks. Since then, citizens recently voted by a show of hands and overwhelmingly agreed to ban nude hiking. I haven’t seen too many naked Germans in my travels, but it sounds like it was upsetting.
Even though I’m all for nudity, I can sympathize with those who banned the naked hike since the time I once stumbled upon a couple screwing in the woods near Rutgers, where I went to college; I’ve never been not quite the same since.
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