It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » tablets http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:27:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Gum To Help Men Perform http://thesabs.com/gum-to-help-men-perform/ http://thesabs.com/gum-to-help-men-perform/#comments Wed, 17 Feb 2010 21:06:11 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=3714 If you have a hard time getting it up (pun intended) and you’re too chicken shit to get a prescription for Viagra, then prepare to celebrate (the party in your pants). Introducing a new line of gum that you’ll get a hard-on for,literally: erection-enhancing gum.

The new Sexlets brand chewing gum is about to be released to the market and boasts of a combination of ginseng, Vitamin E, yohimbe bark and orchic powder, (crushed bull testicles, naturally) to help power your penis. A pack of 15 goes for $11.97 and each piece looks like a vitamin. The vitamin turns into powder in your mouth (ew) and then into peppermint-flavored gum. Frankly this sounds more nauseating than Pop Rocks (which would really be a better name for the product). Recommended dosage is 4 tablets per boner.

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