It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » teacher http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:27:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 High School Student Arrested for Masturbating in Art Class http://thesabs.com/high-school-student-arrested-for-masturbating-in-art-class/ http://thesabs.com/high-school-student-arrested-for-masturbating-in-art-class/#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:07:19 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=3502 davidA high school Art teacher approached a student’s desk to check on his art project when she noticed him staring off into space. She was attempting to get his attention, when the student pulled up his shirt and ‘took it out’.

He then began to moan “Ay mami” and started spanking it enthusiastically in front of the teacher as well as the 30 other students in class, ranging from 14 to 17 years old.

The teacher was unable to stop the student from his continued masturbation (now that’s dedication) and ran to get help from school police, who arrested the student felony charges of indecency with a child (his classmates).

He’s being held in the local county jail on $5,000 bail, not easy to cum by in high school. Well maybe his parents are professional online gamblers; 86 hours on the WPT Casino ought to catch the bail money.

Something tells me this kid won’t have a problem keeping busy until then. To his defense, I masturbated in Art History class once too, but that’s only because we were studying Michelangelo’s David. (How can he have such large hands and such a small cock? I call shenanigans.)

]]> http://thesabs.com/high-school-student-arrested-for-masturbating-in-art-class/feed/ 0 Teacher Inserts Ginger Into 3-Year-Old’s Vagina http://thesabs.com/teacher-inserts-ginger-into-vagina/ http://thesabs.com/teacher-inserts-ginger-into-vagina/#comments Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:18:07 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=3405 gingerPolice have begun investigations into a case involving a teacher who inserted ginger into a three-year-old student’s vagina. The teacher admits committing the act but explains the girl is very stubborn (so naturally she deserves to be sexually assaulted with a tuberous root). The teacher claims to have taken this approach because the girl would not change her “bad attitude”.

The little girl returned home from school complaining of pains around her genitals. When her mother asked who had inflicted the pain, the little girl responded that a teacher had pushed some ginger into her vagina. She was then rushed to the hospital because she was bleeding profusely from the act. The father of the girl described the punishment as barbaric and unacceptable.

While punitive measures are being taken against the teacher, the problem has been traced to certain cultural practices in Ghana against which the public must be educated on. Experts indicated that ‘gingering’ is still a fairly common practice in Ghana that needs to be eliminated from society. (Ya think???)

]]> http://thesabs.com/teacher-inserts-ginger-into-vagina/feed/ 1 Teacher Fired for Drawing Phallic Florida http://thesabs.com/teacher-fired-for-drawing-phallic-florida/ http://thesabs.com/teacher-fired-for-drawing-phallic-florida/#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:52:35 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=3362 Picture 2Seems like teachers everywhere are causing controversy. After reading the story discussed in yesterday’s post, it was clear why the homework raised eyebrows all over. However, the incident in question today is no less than retardo (it’s an industry term).

A middle school teacher was fired after drawing a map of the United States which featured Florida as a fat, penis-shaped state (which it is). He then made a remark about the state being excited. Apparently that was enough to get him canned. The district fired him for the comment, insisting he created a sexually hostile environment. (Exactly what was he doing with the lewd drawing of the state?)

To no surprise the students rallied on Facebook, starting a page to support their teacher. They’ve also started a petition to dump the school’s principal, superintendent and cabinet. The teacher has stated that he’ll be appeal his firing (not to mention refraining from drawing state maps freehand).

]]> http://thesabs.com/teacher-fired-for-drawing-phallic-florida/feed/ 1 Teacher Arrested for Lesbian Affair with 15-Year-Old Student http://thesabs.com/teacher-arrested-lesbian-affair-with-15-year-old/ http://thesabs.com/teacher-arrested-lesbian-affair-with-15-year-old/#comments Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:47:04 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=2868 Picture 12A public school teacher from South London is facing prison after admitting to a lesbian fling with a 15-year-old student. The teacher first befriended the student and they would meet for coffee after lessons. Once the relationship became sexual, rumors began to develop which finally reached the principal, at which point parents were notified of the scandal.

furlinedteacupUpon investigation, police found the teacher with the student during a raid last month, in addition to numerous sex toys. The student confessed to her mother after the teacher was arrested; pleading guilty to six charges of sexual activity with a child. She will also now have to sign the Sex Offenders’ Register. Police at the scene refused to comment but were seen wiping drool from their lips.

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