If you’re turned on by lots of black balls, you’re not alone. A man from Gloucester City, NJ was recently arrested for masturbating at a table inside a bowling alley. Police said the 58-year-old was performing the sex act while looking “in the direction” of a 13-year-old girl.

Employees at the bowling alley detained the man outside the building until police arrived on the scene. The man was charged with tender years sex assault and sent to the local prison in default of $5,000 in bail. To no surprise, his bowling balls are now blue…

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