Can’t a woman masturbate half naked, in hotel parking lot, with a loaded gun in peace anymore? Jeez! Police found a woman half-naked in a van outside a Red Roof Inn in Naperville. She was in possession of a loaded gun and various sex toys and told police she was changing clothes. She later admitted that she left her kids in the motel and went out to pleasure herself (with a loaded gun, of course).
The 44-year-old woman from Texas was registered at the hotel with her three children when cops was spotted her in the van in the parking lot, noting that she was naked from the waist up. She told police that she had left the kids, none of whom was too young to be left alone, in the room. “That’s why she was out in the van doing what she was doing,” an officer stated. (Thanks Captain Obvious). There was no mention of what she might have been doing with the loaded gun while she pleasured herself… (Masturbashe-gun? Eh, there something there…)
Men Display Porn on Walmart TVs
Two men from Oklahoma have been arrested for allegedly playing porn on display televisions at a Walmart in Forth Worth, TX.
The police report indicated that the two men, both 20 years of age, were arrested on a felony obscenity complaint. Police stated that the two put the porn DVD into a player connected to six televisions in the Walmart, which was removed only after a customer notified a store manager.
The sergeant handling the case thinks the two young men they were just pulling a prank. (As opposed to the popular theory that they were trying to start an orgy inside the local Walmart… Or that might just my theory. Clean up on aisle 8 - hello!)
