07.30.2009
Woman Plans to Wed Roller Coaster
by The $@bs
Love can be a roller coaster; especially when your love IS a roller coaster.
A 33-year-old woman from Pennsylvania claims to be in love with the themed ride known as 1001 Nachts.
The woman suffers from a condition where people develop sexual feelings towards objects.
She rides her ‘love’ 300 times a year and uses pictures of it to satisfy herself at home.
Recently, the woman announced her plans to wed the amusement park ride though it’s a fairly long-distance relationship, since she lives some 80 miles away from the park where her love resides.
The roller coaster declined to comment and has remained mysteriously silent about their relationship.
PS. Shout out to KayJo for sending the story along.
