Ring Toss Game on the Boss’ Penis
How do you play lawn games in the winter? A woman from Eugene, OR can tell you… She says the couple who own the hotel where she worked encouraged their employees to play a game of ring toss on the husband’s penis. Her employers apparently threw a party at the hotel (emphasis on ‘ho’), where the husband danced naked and jerked off while guests guessed the size and circumference of his shaft.
One of their female employees is now alleging “civil rights violations, sexual harassment, hostile workplace and constructive termination“. She says she worked at the hotel for 3 years until their questionable behavior forced her to resign. In particular, the wife “talked about her sexual fantasies and asked the plaintiff and other employees for advice or suggestions“.
During the incident in question, the couple threw a private party at the hotel on a day when their soon-to-be scarred employee had to work. When the party began, the husband stripped down to thong underwear in the restaurant-bar and began giving lap dances to employees and guests alike. Shortly after, he removed the thong and shit got real. At that point, the wife reportedly asked guests and employees to guess the measurements of her husband’s penis, asking employees to rub lotion on him. The husband then began masturbating in front of everyone so as to measure his erect penis; and so others could play a ring toss game on his dick. The female employee stated that she left while the party was still in ‘full swing’ (interesting choice of words for a sexcentric party) and is now suing for $900,000. The good news: Sounds like this hotel has an opening.
A dancer who goes by the stage-name Cherry Dazzle, has had trouble with Facebook in the past over questionable pics.
She received warnings about a photo of herself backflipping out of the vagina of a giant female statue. Another incident involved an image of her breasts covered in flame-shaped pasties. But it wasn’t until the dancer got pregnant that Facebook finally canceled her account.
The termination occurred after the woman uploaded this photo of her pregnant body, wearing only a thong, gold pasties and glitter, as her profile picture.
She wasn’t even really naked, but that didn’t matter to the site’s administrators, who have yanked photos of other breast-feeding mothers from profile pages in the past.
The woman wants to know why Facebook hates the pregnant female form and states, “I think people are terrified of the vagina or something.” Word. (Bet if it was a man’s pregnant body it wouldn’t have been an issue; sexists.)
