It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » titanium http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:27:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Testicle Enlargement: How and Why http://thesabs.com/testicle-enlargement-how-and-why/ http://thesabs.com/testicle-enlargement-how-and-why/#comments Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:54:14 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=3865 Who can go a day without receiving scores of promotions for penis enlargement products? Even if you have no penis and are not in the market to buy one, you’re not likely to escape. But what if you want to enlarge your balls? You may be asking yourself, “Why would I want to do that?” While they seem to be the rather low hanging fruit of the genitalia realm, some men want this done to feel more… manly.

So you’ve decided to enlarge your testicles. Now what? Well you have a few options. Option #1 is the old scrotum pump; or you can get a penis pump big enough to accommodate all of your junk. Option #2 is to use weights which clamp around the scrotum above the testicles so that your balls appear bigger. For the long-term fix you, can opt for surgically placed scrotal implants, made from stainless steel, titanium, silicone, or other implant-grade material. While I’m not sure I’d be impressed with a larger set of testes, ‘balls of steel’ does have a certain ring to it…

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