penissprayGood news for minutemen everywhere!  A new topical penis spray has been proven to help men delay orgasm. Studies showed that men who typically ejaculated within 36 seconds of penetration lasted five times longer after using the spray.

Sprayed directly over the penis only five minutes before intercourse helped delay orgasm by an average of 108 seconds.  Moreover, a 1-month use helped delay ejaculation for over three minutes, while a 3-month use prolonged delay for three minutes and 42 seconds.

The product caused no serious side-effects and was well accepted by the their female sex partners (no shit, thanks Captain Obvious). However .5% of the female partners reported a decreased sensation in the vagina and a burning sensation in the vagina was recorded in about 5% of the female partners (OK, honeymoon’s over).

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