Maids from this company will clean house, cook and… babysit minimally clothed or naked. (Seriously, why would you want some random naked woman to watch your child?) Providing three levels of service, clients can choose from topless, bottomless and totally naked house cleaning; each for different rates. Nude cleanings will cost you $125 dollars and in case you are thinking of boning the maid, nude cleanings with “satisfaction” will cost you $175.

If this sounds like prostitution to you, you’re on the right track… or street corner. According to Omaha city authorities, house cleaning in the buff while others watch constitutes a nude “performance”; illegal in Nebraska. Regardless, the business owner/madame states, “There’s no limit on cleaning and fun. I don’t want to be close-minded”. (Or in this case, close-legged.) Let’s just pray that they’re not hiring any fat, bald, old man…

(Oh, and God’s not calling you to tell you your topless pics are posted on Facebook).

A young woman, now also known as the ‘Topless Nun’, is suing her ex-boyfriend for a topless picture taken on a Sicilian beach they visited three years ago, which he recently posted on Facebook.

The 31 year woman, meant to take her vows this fall, is extremely upset about the photo, which is eliciting such comments like:

”If all nuns were like her, I’d become a priest.”