06.18.2010
Naked Man With Vaseline Arrested
by The $@bs
How do you identify a neighborhood peeping tom? Chances are he’s the guy running around half naked with a jar of Vaseline. A 44-year-old man from New Castle, DE, is facing charges of resisting law enforcement and public indecency when teens spotted him around 12:20 a.m. running up and down the street sans pants.
When teens pointed him out to authorities hiding behind a Spruce tree nearby, police said he was naked from the waist down, carrying a towel and a jar of Vaseline and wearing only a fleece vest. (Well there was a chill in the air, after all.) Police were unsure why the man was running through the neighborhood half naked, but reports of a peeping tom in the area came to mind. (So… you do the Math.)
