08.13.2009
An 18 year old broke into his neighbor’s house on Wednesday while the resident was away; taking nothing from the home, but only cutting his pubic hair and leaving the trimmings behind (like some f*cked cat’s gift).
Remorseful about his behavior, the man later confessed to the woman who owned the house. Not surprisingly, she immediately then called local Greenwich police.
The man was charged Thursday night with first-degree burglary and is scheduled to appear in court on Friday. My question: Are the pubes now in police custody for DNA testing? “You ARE the father (of the pubes).”
