Urinating Party-Goer Short-Circuits Club
Ever hear of a pee-pee dance? Some people think it’s the move you do when you have to go to the bathroom. Others define this as dropping your pants in the middle of a dance-floor and pissing on a spark plug, shorting out the circuits. Admittedly, the latter creates slightly more of a spectacle when enjoying a night on the town… One German clubber decided to do just that at the popular hot spot, Americanos club, in Munich. He reportedly dropped his pants in the middle of the packed club and urinated on a plug socket, shorting out all of the circuits.
After his little stunt, the club was forced to throw everyone out and close down for the night, only able to reopen the following day after electricians were called out to fix the problem. The 27-year-old man was quickly grabbed by bouncers when they spotted him pissing on the plug, an action which he never explained. Police hypothesized that the man had beef with the club owner, but this was never proven.
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Not sure how to tell the special woman in your life how you feel?
Well don’t try pissing through her mail slot.
Police arrested a man for property damage after he repeatedly left his “scent” through the mail slot of the apartment belonging to the woman he liked.
The man would visit the woman’s apartment in the middle of the night and urinate through the mail slot onto a towel hung just inside the slot to keep people from peering into the apartment (might have kept them from peering, but unfortunately not from peeing).
Apparently, he’s been doing it for quite some time since the woman reported that her doorbell would often ring in the middle of the night since August and he’d leave his “mark” inside the entrance to her apartment.
