Vagina Rejuvenation Spray
If the artificial hymen isn’t enough to prove your faux purity, now there’s Instant Virgin vagina tightening spray! Made of all natural ingredients, this new herbal spray can be applied 15 minutes prior to sex and promises to start tightening the vaginal walls immediately.
The manufacturing company states that the product is condom safe and will not affect fertility. (Yea, I don’t know that you’d want to tighten your vagina any time around pregnancy.) There’s even a money back guarantee if it does produce the desired result. (“Hey, my vagina’s still loose!”)
Daily use of the item will apparently prevent your vagina from “further aging” and provide for “total vagina rejuvenation”. (Rejuvajnation? Eh, there’s somethin’ there…) The makers continue that the item is very economically price and that after all, “Men prefer a tight vagina”. (Thanks, Captain Obvious.)
