Pejazzle is the new Vajazzle
What’s just as good as bedazzling vaginas? Why, bedazzling penises, of course!
From the people who apply Swarovski crystals to your cooter, cums Pejazzling; for the dick that outshines all others.
All you need is a pair of shiny disco balls and you’ll be all set… for Gay Pride! The down side?
Well, apart from exposing your junk to the obvious risk of being cut by many small shards of crystal (guess you won’t be able to jerk off for a while), the service is currently only offered in the UK and Australia. Sorry, America.
Vattoos are the New Vajazzles
If you’re still having Swarovski crystals glued to your puss, you’re way behind (in front). Now, all the va-rage is vattoos: temporary tattoos for your gyner. Select NYC spas have started offering women temporary vaginal tattoos; not temporary tattoos OF vaginas, but tattoos FOR vaginas.
The temporary tattoos last about five days and are applied with airbrushed ink. Clients can choose from designs including a flower, butterfly, sun, or calligraphy letters inked in a color of your choice.
You won’t find these babies in a Cracker Jack box, so better make an appointment. I’m thinking a ‘tear here‘ twattoo written in calligraphy would be perfect above my cooter…
