07.27.2010
Vattoos are the New Vajazzles
by The $@bs
If you’re still having Swarovski crystals glued to your puss, you’re way behind (in front). Now, all the va-rage is vattoos: temporary tattoos for your gyner. Select NYC spas have started offering women temporary vaginal tattoos; not temporary tattoos OF vaginas, but tattoos FOR vaginas.
The temporary tattoos last about five days and are applied with airbrushed ink. Clients can choose from designs including a flower, butterfly, sun, or calligraphy letters inked in a color of your choice.
You won’t find these babies in a Cracker Jack box, so better make an appointment. I’m thinking a ‘tear here‘ twattoo written in calligraphy would be perfect above my cooter…
