Spank Naked Girls in a Prison… On PSP
While some people relax with a cocktail, others enjoy eSpanking naked girls in a virtual prison. If alcohol’s not your bag (baby), PSP’s got your back on the latter. A Japanese studio has created the new video game, Criminal Girls, that allows you to punish women in a prison, according to Dengeki PlayStation magazine.
Taking place in Hell, the object of the game is to rehabilitate seven girls, each representing a deadly sin. The girls’ naked genitalia is censored (BOO!) as you spank the bejeezus out of their bare buttocks.
And if you’re not in the mood to inflict pain, you can opt to give the girls sexy massages, administered as rewards to the inmates versus spankings of punishment. Criminal Girls will hit both retail and PlayStation Network on November 18.
So much more advanced than the US, Japanese electronics never cease to amaze and delight. Taking video games to the next level, Japanese adult video game developer, Waffle, has come out with a game that gives the term ‘joystick’ new meaning: ”Me Who Can’t Stop His Right Hand and Childhood Sisters” (roughly translated).
If you think this game sounds awesome(ly incestuous), you’ll be even more excited to know that it tracks how often you rub one out, how much you ejaculate, and how long it takes you to reach orgasm. It even suggests new ways to masturbate!
The one problem I have with the game is that it seems geared to men only. Where’s the women’s version? I mean, come on, a girl’s gotta eat! Am I right, Ladies? Hang on, I think I just got an idea for a new business venture… To see the full article, click here.
