One man was thwarted from enjoying the fruits of his labor when he was arrested for indecent exposure after attempting to weigh his junk on a produce scale in a local grocery. A shop assistant said she was told by other customers that two men were weighing their privates. When questioned, she stated that “He had something on the scales. I didn´t see it properly. It looked like a penis.” Guess it didn’t weight that much. (Also, not sure what else it could have been if it only looked like a penis.) Clearly shaken up by the site, the shop assistant then later admitted to not having actually seen the penis in the surveillance footage, and that she might have been mistaken,”Although there was something there, it could have been a hand. Maybe it was.” And denial ain’t just a river in Egypt…
The man admitted to being drunk (shocker) but also that he didn’t know the other man (awkward). Local authorities stated that on the surveillance video, two men were seen standing near the scales with their hands near the front of their pants. They appeared to be buttoning or zipping up their pants. The only eye witness stated that she could not be sure she had seen a penis. It was ruled that there wasn’t sufficient evidence in the case and the man was found not guilty.
A paramedic accused of having oral sex while on duty claims he was only trying to comfort a sobbing woman. (Not sure exactly how that comforts her.) The (married) man was caught on video surveillance in the passenger seat of the woman’s car with her head in his lap in a hospital parking lot in South London.
The paramedic denied the allegations at a practice hearing and insists that no sexual activity took place during the incident. The woman commented, but her statement was unintelligible being that she had a c*ck rammed down her throat.
A man was jailed after police say he was caught on video surveillance having sex with a horse at the Horry County stable for the second time in the last three years (putting the whore in Horry).
The owner of the stable first caught the 50 year-old suspect having sex with the horse back in 2007 on Thanksgiving. (I can bet what he was thankful for). He was charged with sodomy and trespassing, received a sentence of three years probation and ordered to undergo mental counseling.
The owner went on to say that the man had ‘relations’ with a 21-year-old horse named Sugar, who is now being treated for infections related to the incidents. (He gave her an infection?) Bail was set at $10,000 for the suspect, who is being held at a local detention center. And they call it pony love …
