The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos
Ah, the days of sex ed videos and the endless hours of mocking them that ensued after being forced to watch one of these in school… the good ol’ days. I, personally, like the outdated ones where you can make fun of old fashioned clothes, hair styles, and activities (such as the ever popular 1950’s weenie roasts) in addition to awkward pubescent behavior.
Now all of the extremely uncomfortable moments can be yours again by watching the sex ed videos captured here. See Ricky jerk off to his mom’s voice. Watch Jimmy get into a car with a sick fuck. Learn about “this business of nocturnal emissions“. A big shout out to JoRu for hooking us up with this gem! To see all videos, click here.
(Loose) Change is Going to Come
I don’t know why, but I really get off on giving exact change on purchases. I save my change in a little bank my great aunt gave me (pictured here). It locks too, but you have to put in 50 dimes in order to open it again. My great aunt boasted how I’d be able to save up to $5 in there. Vintage.
I used to save up my change in a big empty wine bottle and take it to the Penny Arcade at TD Bank (formerly Commerce Bank). I especially liked guessing how much money was in the bottle. You win a prize if you guess within a certain range, Price is Right style. Last time I played, I won a pack of tissues. Actually I was pleased to get them since it was February and as I had a cold, my nose was running (a marathon). Otherwise, tissues would have been an utterly disappointing prize.
Now the penny is the most useless of all coins. I mean, why do we even still have it? To repair the Statue of Liberty again? (Who remembers that?) Can’t we just round everything up to the nickel? That would seem to make more sense to me; it’s not like you can buy anything with a penny, or even a hundred pennies. If you tried to pay someone in pennies, you might get punched in the face. Actually we may have to set this up. To be continued…
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