If the water tastes funny to you, it might be spiked… with cum. A Californian office worker was charged with ejaculating twice into a female colleague’s bottle of water, which, of course, she later drank. (Keeper.) The first offense allegedly occurred in January. The 31-year-old is accused of entering the victim’s office and jerking off into a bottle on her desk, which she later drank unaware of its contamination.
He then repeated the offense in April, but in this instance, the 20 something victim sent the bottle off to a private lab to be tested after drinking it and the lab results showed that the water had been contaminated with semen. The man’s DNA was linked to the crime and he was arrested outside his home. He now faces two counts of ‘releasing an offensive material’ in a public place and assault for sexual gratification If found guilty, he could be jailed for three years.
