Smelly Vagina Ruins Woman’s Ploy for Oral
If you’re going to demand oral sex at knife-point, please make sure you’ve bathed thoroughly. A woman went to her estranged husband’s place (four doors down at the 77 Motor Inn ,of course) with a switch-blade demanding oral sex by stating,”eat my pussy.”
The husband, perhaps already wise to the goings on south of the border, declined the offer. His friend, who was also in the room, agreed to her request, until “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor” and immediately changed his mind. (Good plan.)
Outraged, the woman pointed the knife at the two and hissed, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throats.” Authorities arrived to find the three drunk and the woman naked from the waste down. She was arrested for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon. (Presumably her vagina.)
Robber Accidentally Shoots Off His Member
An armed robber attacked 12 people in a private home and threatened to shoot them one by one, but instead shot his own penis off with his stolen gun. The injured robber had hidden the weapon in the waistband of his pants. When he removed it, a shot went off accidentally, hitting him in the groin.
The details of the incident were kind of unclear, but what seems to have happened is that the family’s 35-year-old son arrived at the house along with security guards in the middle of the burglary.
The son fired two shots at one of the robbers aiming a firearm at his father. That robber was hit in the head and died. The other two robbers then fled, but family members managed to capture one of them near the residence and load him into a vehicle.
It was then that the robber shot himself as the firearm went off accidentally. The robber’s injury was so severe that doctors were not able to re-attach his penis. (So it was a disappointing experience on many levels.)
