01.28.2010

If you didn’t watch Jersey Shore, you really missed out on a chance to feel great about yourself. Some of my favorite lines from the cast included such favorites as, “I’m a bartender, I do really great things“, “It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten“, and of course, who can forget, “We got there at midnight and left at 4 am – five hours was enough.”

Naturally the silicon was flowing (and that’s the only time you’ll see the words ‘naturally’ and ‘silicon’ in the same sentence), and just in case you didn’t see enough half-naked cum-gargling white trash on the show, now there’s more! Apparently someone is trying to sell shots of JWoww topless and bare-assed. The photographer questioned with regard to the case insists that although the images sound like nudes he took of her in ’08, no one has asked for his permission or offered him money. It’s still unclear if they’re the same shots, but what IS important is that they’ll most likely soon be published for all to leer/gag at.

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