Everyone who has had fears about having a heart attack at a Swiss whorehouse can now breathe a sigh of relief. Swiss prostitutes are now being trained to use defibrillators when needed. Brothel owners say it’s important to have electric shock treatment on-site in case one of their many elderly customers need to jump start their hearts from too much excitement.
The most recent victim was just having some fun with anti-impotence medication, and wound up giving the term ‘Die Hard’ new definition. His death is only one in a series of incidents of old men croaking in a similar fashion .
Defibrillators work by delivering a controlled electric shock to the heart to restore a normal heartbeat, after it has stopped. Reports indicate that Health professionals support the idea of stocking brothels and sex clubs with defibrillators in sex clubs and brothels. One brothel owner stated, “Having customers die on us isn’t exactly good publicity“. (Ya think???)
Brothel’s Opening Day Draws Huge… Crowds
Opening day at the first legal brothel in Toowoomba, Australia was surprisingly described as so laid back it was almost a family occasion. (Um, I don’t know what they do with their families…)
Apparently husbands, wives, friends and grown children stopped in at the opening and many were impressed with the quality of the establishment and the discreet street frontage. (This is one high-class whorehouse!)
Police were on standby in case demonstrations were planned, but there were no problems. The developer stated that the opening went well and that by the end of the day about a thousand people had passed through the door.
Locals reported having heard about the event and thought it would be interesting to see the inside of a brothel. (Like some fucking museum, literally.) One attendee stated, “I’ve never been in a brothel before and we heard this is the only chance to see it without being a client.” (Did your wife buy that one too?)
